Yo Soy Paula

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and say, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Lets do it again!"

A good friend will make you laugh. A best friend will make you cry from laughing so hard.

A good friend will pick you up when you're down. A best friend will push you back down and laugh.

A good friend will ask why you're crying. A best friend already has the shovel ready to bury the bastard that made you cry.