Yo Soy Paula

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.